1. You know you’re a music teacher if it’s totally normal to play Christmas music in October. 2. You know you’re a music teacher if you more often find yourself humming Yankee Doodle than Taylor Swift. 3. You know you’re a music teacher if you have to explain to everyone that yes, this is your real job. 4. You know you’re a music teacher if you find yourself trying to correct bad television performances. (out-of-tune national anthem broadcasts, anyone?) 5. You know you’r